Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Maude for President

I asked them not to run this. While I'm more than happy to serve as an adviser to politicians of all creeds, I myself have no interest in becoming a figure head.

In the End, I Realized He Deserved Neither of Us

Monday, April 26, 2010

My Body May Go On Vacation...

...but my heart is working overtime, dreaming of you.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Maude Ball

Photo courtesy of Time magazine. Sort of.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

(Three) Wallflowers

Jakob Dylan is actually pretty cool -- much more level-headed than his father. I just wish the same could be said for that pesky eagle.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Brickin' in the Wind

Four joints later, and nothing could convince Mr. Dylan that playing fetch with a brick -- and a cat -- was a bad idea.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Just In Time for... Justin-Time!

Trust me, Justin. You'll be seeing me... again.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Maudprah

Though initially tapped to replace Oprah, I quickly realized I had neither her patience nor her sass.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Charity Work

Victoria Beckham definitely harshed the mellow in this photo. *I* was there for a good cause. She was there to rub elbows with the Hollywood elite. Just goes to show too much "Posh" is a bad thing.

Betty White and I are cool, though. Can't wait to see her on Saturday Night Live. I might even make a special appearance!

Maude Lagata, Betty White and Victoria Beckham attend the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party at Pacific Design Center on March 7.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

What are You Looking At?

I told him those socks with those sandals would attract too much attention.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Subliminal Politics

Little did he know that little voice in his head was me...

Right-Hand Cat

Don't Judge Me for This One

If it were up to me, he wouldn't have judicial immunity as a "head of state."

Karzai, Obama and Me

Rumors that I stood between peace and the Afghan people are grossly exaggerated.



My Hometown


Chillin' with Friends


Takin' It In

Surf's Up



Now Do You Love Me?

Waiting for You

Peace Out

Everything was going just fine until he called security.

I Would Do Anything

Yeah, I hate being in the water. But these are the sort of sacrifices we make for love.

Even if love doesn't know you're watching.


This Woman is Out of Control

She must be stopped.

Move Over, Joan Rivers (Academy Awards, 2010)




Next Up: Universal Pet Care


You're Welcome


Generally Speaking, I'm Not Much of a Fighter. But This Man Needed to be Schooled


Hedwig


I had a *little* fun with Hedwig, and the director flipped out.



Sloane was Peeved because They Gave Me Cooler Glasses


Maude's Neighborhood with Mr. Rogers


The Maude Squad

I Didn't Like the Way He Looked at Me

So I quit.


Jamming with Wilco


And Then There's Maude

We went back and forth on who would be the title character. It was a bitter dispute.



Saved by the Maude



Oh, to be the OMG Cat

Follow the Leader



Political Discourse

Harold and Maude... and Maude



I Just Like to Watch You Guys



Star Maude

Catzilla

Catzilla from tokyoplastic on Vimeo.

The Tail Gunner

The Tail Gunner from tokyoplastic on Vimeo.